Feesuka: Heyo! This is Feesuka Minudaka coming towards you live from Camp Ohiowa. Somewhere in Ohio! Where 20 awesome folks from all over come down to compete for the prize of a billion bucks, with a luxury pack! Who will win? We'll soon find out...
(insert intro here)
Feesuka: Okay, here's the deal. Again, 20 different people of species and personas signed up to be in this old summer camp. They'll be split up in two different teams, and compete in different challenges against each other, whichever team loses will end up going to the campfire, each getting a hot dog, whoever doesn't get one will be sent away on a boat to go to a luxury hotel that we've managed to get. Let's face it, things are going to get messed up, they'll have to survive bugs, bears, disgusting camp foods, and most importantly, each other. All moments will be captured on our amazing cameras all around camp! And so, it's time we meet the campers. We've told them they'll be staying in Hollywood, so they'll probably be confused.
(We see a blue pixie like creature, dressed in only a white hat, pants, and shoes.)
Feesuka: First up, we have Clumsy Smurf!
(He runs towards Feesuka, falling along the way, he get's picked up by her hand)
Clumsy: It's a smurftacular pleasure to meet you! Woah... You look a lot larger in real life...
Feesuka: Yeah.. Maybe it's the difference between sizes. Welcome to camp!
(She put's him down. We then see a pink imp with yellow tinted eyes. She has poofy, magenta hair where she stores things. She wears a potato sack dress, tied at the waist with an old rope. her nose is shaped like a pyramid. Her teeth are sharp and unevenly spaced.)
Feesuka: Fee! So good to have you here!
Fee: Thanks Minudaka, is this really where we're staying?
Feesuka: This is it, Fee. Camp Ohiowa!
(They hi-five, and Fee walks off, we then see a human girl who is flat-chested. She has long, shiny, blue hair that reaches her calves, and green sleepy eyes. Her appearance is very similar to her mother's, but she has messier hair, tanned skin, a large ahoge, a split lip that gives her a catlike smile, and a small mole under her eye)
Feesuka: Hey Konata Izumi!
Konata: Wait... Is this really where we're staying?!?!?
Konata: B-b-b-but... I-i never signed up for this...!
Feesuka: Actually, you did. (She reveals the sign up sheets to Konata) If you wanna leave, that's cool, since your ride just left.
Konata: (sighs) Okay... If this is how it's going to be... I'll deal with it.
(She walks off. We then see a little girl with short, messy orange hair, and a red dress with large white shorts/underwear underneath.)
Ponyo: Hey Feesuka! It's wonderful to finally meet you!
Feesuka: Ponyo! Welcome to the island!
Ponyo: (Giggles) Thanks!
Feesuka: (Sees something and turns to the campers) Everyone, this is Ferdinand.
(Camera turns to see a larger boat, out comes a black bull, in which the camera pans from it's feet to head.)
Feesuka: Not bad for a bull.
Ferdinand: Wait... You look familiar.
Feesuka: That's right! Feesuka Minudaka's the name. (Silence) The host of the show...?
Ferdinand: Yeah, i've seen you on TV before.
Feesuka: Uh... Yeah.
(He walks off to join the other contestants, next up is a flamingo pink skinned pixie sized girl who has sparkles on both cheeks that resemble cute freckles. She wears a blue dress and a green headband with blue flowers. Her hair is a darker pink, and she has pretty bangs that fall near her eyes. She wears her hair in ponytail with a light blue rubber band. Her eyes are a sparkly magenta. Her bracelet is purple and blue.)
Feesuka: Poppy, is it?
Poppy: (To Feesuka) You got that right! (To Clumsy, Fee, Konata, Ponyo, and Ferdinand) Hey guys! Looks like we're going to be friends for a couple of weeks!
(Next up, we see a girl flying in, she has blonde hair with a blue headband, a blue shirt with a S on there, along with a red skirt. she also has a red cape and red boots.)
Feesuka: If it isn't Supergirl!
Supergirl: Nice to meet cha.
Feesuka: Look, If you wanna see Batgirl and the others at anytime, just gimmie the sign, and we'll eliminate you right away and send you back home.
Supergirl: Didn't I tell you that in the audition tape?
Feesuka: Yeah, I just wanted to see if you've forgotten...
(She flies off, We then see a alien with green skin, pinkeye, and a pinksuit. He lands infront of Feesuka.)
Zim: Take me to your leader!
Feesuka: Uh, Zim, i'm the leader.
Zim: Oh... I, uh... Hope we can have fun at camp!
Feesuka: That's the spirit!
(Zim walks out. We then hear a plane flying)
Feesuka: Ladies and gentlemen... LAUNCHPAD MCQUACK!
(We then see a drake. He dresses like a pilot, with a scarf, goggles, a helmet, baggy pants, boots designed for big, webbed feet, a belt, and leather jacket. Launchpad also has an imposing, athletic physique, with a narrow waist, deep rib-cage and generally thicker limbs than the other contestants. He's flying a plane, making cheering noises, until it lands in the water.)
Poppy: Oof... That's gonna leave a mark...
Feesuka: Woah, you did not just do that!
Launchpad: Y-yeah... I did...
(He goes off with the rest of the contestants, then, everyone is surprised at who comes next. He has black hair with a pink hoodie. He's wearing a brown cap.)
Todomatsu: Hey guys! I'm looking for Feesuka Minudaka, the host of the show?
Feesuka: Over here Totty!
Todomatsu: Hey! I cannot wait till we get this show on the road!
Feesuka: Me too bud!
(Then comes a Puppet, he is wearing a simple yellow and black shirt with a star, with a mustache.)
Feesuka: Brooklyn T. Guy! Welcome to the show!
Brooklyn Guy: Uh... Yeah, I was called here to fix something...?
Feesuka: Sorry bud, you're now a contestant on this show!
Brooklyn Guy: Gah, damn it... I've been messed by a teenager...
(He goes off to the side, next up, we see a girl who has brown hair, tied into two pigtails held by red, flower-shaped bows. She has olive-green eyes. Her outfit consists of a red, white and black dress with white lines and flower patterns on it, and black shorts underneath. She has a red flower pin on the left side of her chest and a pair of ribbons hang from the same shoulder in both the front and back. She has long, thigh-high boots that has a red and black gradient on it. Her gloves fade are a black and red gradient with white straps and lines. Her Mankai gauge, which resembles a Laurel flower, is located on her left shoulder.)
Feesuka: Karin Miyoshi.
Karin: Feesuka. I want you to do me a favor. Tell the other contestants to stay out of my way. Cuz i'm winning this.
Feesuka: Y-you got it mam.
(Next, we see a cowgirl with orange skin, freckles, green eyes, and blonde hair topped off with a cowgirl hat.)
Feesuka: Howdy Applejack!
Applejack: Hoo-wee! This place looks better than I expected! I didn't even know we were really staying here!
Konata: (rolls eyes) Tell us about it...
(Then comes two children, one is a girl with her hair styled in a short wavy bob and wears a new reddish-pink fedora, a bright pink dress with a white collar, her gray top underneath, and a red waistcoat with a blue ribbon on her chest, the same stockings, and brown boots. When she was young, she wore a pink dress, with Mary Jane shoes, and a straw hat tied by a light pink hatband, and ribbon. The other is a boy who has black hair and brown eyes, his outfit consists of a blue collared shirt with short sleeves and white trim, black undershirt, darker blue jeans, a red and white hat, and red high top sneakers.)
Feesuka: Ash and Serena. Welcome to the show!
Serena: This camp is amazing! Right, Ash?
Ash: Yeah, sure is!
Feesuka: Go on here, and...
???: HEY! What about me?
(We are revealed to a koopa who has a pink mask and spiked collar. He also likes to wear dark sunglasses.)
Feesuka: Oh... Roy Koopaling... I've forgot you were coming... G-go with the others, will ya?
(We then see a Latino-American teenager of medium height with a slender build, tan skin, dark brown hair, brown eyes, and a mole on his right cheek. He usually wears a light gray shirt, a red hoodie, dark gray skinny jeans, and olive and white sneakers.)
Feesuka: Marco Diaz! Now we're talking!
Marco: It's so nice to finally meet you Mrs. Minudaka!!!! I had always loved your work!
Feesuka: Alright, come on in!
(Next, we see a boy with light-colored blonde hair, blue eyes, and a medium build. He is wearing green clothing.)
Feesuka: Link! (silence) Hello? Anyone home? (He just walks to where everyone else is.) Okay! Good talk... Silent man...
?????: Silent, he may be... But he has a chance at having a persona!
(Everyone turns to see the voice's owner, it's coming from a blue furred mutt, disguised as a human. He wears a little hat, a yellow short sleeved collard shirt, red pants, glasses, and gray sneakers.)
Feesuka: Ladies and gentlemen, these words of inspiration just came out of Scott Leadready II!
Scott: It looks like we have a huge assortment of characters in this camping trip!
Feesuka: Indeed we do! Hope you have a great time!
(Finally, the final boat arrives, where we see a girl who has childlike structure. She has black pigtails wrapped in two red ribbons and pink eyes. She has school uniform with a pink cardigan. She reveals her face to everyone.)
Nico: Nico-Nico-Nii! I'll Nico-Nico-Ni your heart! I'm Yazawa Nico-Nico, and i'll put a smile on your face! Remember, i'm Nico-Ni, and I love-Nico you!
(Everyone stares in awe. Feesuka is just as surprised.)
Feesuka: Nico Yazawa, the number one idol! It's so good to have you here at camp!
Nico: Your the one they call Feesuka? Eek! Everyone's so jealous!
Feesuka: I know! Alright. Everyone, for promotional material, we need to take a photo to show all of us together as a all new formed family!
(Everyone cheers, and Feesuka quickly jumps onto a boat)
Feesuka: Alright, stay still... Here... here... And... There! Say, Ohiowa!
(The bridge starts to break, it's obvious who had done it.)
Ferdinand: What..? (Realization) Oh, my bad!
(Everyone then falls into the water, the picture is taken.)
Feesuka: Alrightie! Everyone, dry off, and we'll meet by the campfire at 10!
To be continued...