YukiSatash01

So, camp minu fell flat on it's face, like all of my other attempts, so i'm gonna attempt the whole character elimination thing one last time........

This time, under the title "Survival of the Camp"!

Since I am only on the first season, I will just save the ocs for later to see if people find them popular enough, I think I went a little overboard on making them anyway, for now, this will also be a test to see if people are interested, plus they are all my favorites anyway, so......

Anyway, the usual will be occurring. No vote me out signs, no interns, no eliminations early on, etc etc etc.........

Plus the challenge requests are up, so if you have a challenge you want me to do, request away!

and this time will be different! for this poll, you'll be voting for the overall winner instead of the loser! It'll be a lot easier for me instead of being difficult, plus it can give me a lot more freedom! (Suggestion: Choose wisely. My recommendation is that if you at least choose your favorite out of the batch or find the one you feel should win the most.)

But before we get to the poll, here are the 60 players!

1. Panty Anarchy (Panty and Stocking)

2. Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

3. Peridot (Steven Universe)

4. Aki Adagaki (Masamune-kun's Revenge)

5. Stitch (Lilo and Stitch)

6. Reimu Hakurei (Touhou Project)

7. Kyoko Toshino (YuruYuri)

8. Rikka Takanashi (Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions)

9. Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)

10. Edward Wong (Cowboy Bebop)

11. Wander (Wander over Yonder)

12. Sparks (Aliens in the Attic)

13. Sam (Sam and Max)

14. Megumin (Konosuba)

15. Louis (Ice Age)

16. Atsuko "Akko" Kagari (Little Witch Academia)

17. Mune (Mune: Guardian of the Moon)

18. Lucia Fex (Promare)

19. Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club!)

20. Mao Amatsuka (GJ-Bu)

21. Sonic the Hedgehog (2020 film version)

22. Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

23. Moroha (Yasahime: Half-Demon Princess)

24. Walter Beckett (Spies in Disguise)

25. Gumball Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)

26. Saki Nikaido (Zombieland Saga)

27. Vanellope von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)

28. Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh)

29. Ilulu (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

30. Moana Waialiki

31. Fee (Harvey Beaks)

32. Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

33. Mio Naganohara (Nichijou)

34. Ritsu Tainaka (K-ON!)

35. Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

36. Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)

37. Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

38. Marisa Kirisame (Touhou Project)

39. Stocking Anarchy (Panty and Stocking)

40. Clumsy Smurf (The Smurfs)

41. Dot Warner (Animaniacs)

42. Max (Sam and Max)

43. Foo (Harvey Beaks)

44. Kubo (Kubo and the Two Strings)

45. Hiro Hamada (Big Hero 6)

46. Makoto Konno (The Girl Who Leapt Through Time)

47. Nico Yazawa (Love Live! School Idol Project)

48. Ponyo

49. Mina Ashido (My Hero Academia)

50. Gabriel White Tenma (Gabriel Dropout)

51. Nitori Kawashiro (Touhou Project)

52. Chika Fujiwara (Kaguya-Sama: Love is War)

53. Ran Mitake (BanG Dream!)

54. Ibuki Mioda (Danganronpa)

55. Luz Noceda (The Owl House)

56. Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino

57. Yoko Littner (Gurren Lagann)

58. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

59. Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)

60. Kiruya Momochi (Princess Connect! Re:Dive)

And right here is the place where you can vote for who shall win the money! Voting will end as soon as I either get enough votes or one of the sixty mentioned get's at least 10 votes or more! (This means, yes. I highly encourage you to share this to a few friends who might be interested.): https://www.quiz-maker.com/poll3882816x9D75443C-122

Yep. That's a name you haven't heard of in a long while. (btw, decided to reupload it all because let's face it, I broke my promise a long time ago, so i'll do it all again so those can get the picture.)

So basically, I tried to do a Character Elimination fanfiction, but I only got 4 episodes in before I completely gave up.

I decided I would try and do it again. Though there are certain things you need to know going in.

1. 37 contestants from the original Camp Minu will be coming back for the revamp. with 160 new characters joining in. The only OG contestants not making a comeback are Hazel Charming, Tack, and Taki Tachibana. 2 of the Co-Hosts will be joining in.

2. There will be 20 OCs in the cast, I would have more, but I don't really have good ideas to be honest, and plus I wanna test it out with just 20 to see if people would like to see more OCs than copyrighted characters.

3. Everything will mostly be the same, except now I am taking challenge requests.

4. Once we get down to 20. the final 5 episodes will be dedicated to one final challenge.

5. There might be a possibility for 5 newcomers and/or 5 returning contestants that you can choose via poll, but we shall see.

6. NEW RULE! Since voting is slow and only a few people voted (Which will also be redone because) Multiple contestants MIGHT be eliminated (especially if they are in a tie), especially since I don't have a lot of ideas...

And here is a basic overview of the OCS!

1. Miwako Okimura - A Japanese delinquent like girl around 25 years old, is one of the most wanted criminals out there, but she is anything but dangerous. She is shown to be more fun loving and friendly to most people she meets.

2. Yohann Delaney - A well-renowned teenage spy born and raised in France. more serious and stubborn than the others, he takes his role of a spy seriously. He also apparently goes with his gut for every decision he makes.

3. Katina Kopecký - A pre-teen who is apart of a rock band in Greece. She has spunk, wit, and charm. Because of her being apart of the band, she is "wickedly talented" in singing, and can't go one second without shredding her guitar.

4. Timotheos Jean - Katina's boyfriend, apart of the same band. He has always inspired himself to be a musician, and swore on his mother's grave that he'll be just like the great rock stars. He is determined to make his dream come true. Not giving up hope.

5. Pierina Alles - Born in Italy, the girl was originally gonna have a shot at acting, until she gotten into her emo phase, that she's still in. She's smug, and acts like any emo girl would, anti-social, and thinks of nothing but dark and grit.

6. Jesús Hagen - A Mexican boy, who while he may looks smart, he is actually clueless as heck. His main emotions are happy, optimistic, and confused. Though he does feel anger and sadness at times. In a result, he is oftenly referred to the scapegoat.

7. Yasuko Ogawa - A Japanese high school student. She is really interested in proving that myths are real, and would do anything in her power to prove everyone wrong. She hopes that one day, she'll discover a real live Yeti.

8. Felix Alduino - A German swimmer, He is a down to Earth guy, and also makes horrible puns at times, he is pretty much a guy who wants everyone to try and get so far into the game, and not have anyone be eliminated too early.

9. Sung-Hyun Yi - A infamous Korean robber, she, unlike Miwako, is a criminal at heart and very dangerous, to the point people nickname her as a psycho. It is implied once she is eliminated, she will find her way to stay on Camp Minu and make her comeback.

10. Carter Ripley - A young British magician in training, he has many tricks up on his sleeves, and is pretty useful when it comes to fooling everyone else that is around him, even if it means making thousands of clones of himself!

11. Ayame Gilliam - A half-American and Japanese girl who is very shy, soft-spoken, and timid, she has very trouble trying to get along with everyone at first, but once she get's used to her new life, she becomes more confident in herself.

12. Bryana Quincey - A Scottish girl who oftenly portrays herself as a Viking chick. She is overly-confident, always going with her gut to every single decision she makes, without anybody else warning her.

13. Chuckie Traylor - A Australian young adult who claims the end of the world is coming, and is also a explorer, he lost his eye when he was just a child, as he was attacked by a tiger and managed to come out clean otherwise.

14. Creighton Cartwright - A witch in training, he is pretty much someone who is very mediocre in his magical skills, but he claims that he is also trying to improve every day of his life, as a result, he joined the show to prove his worth with one word: Try.

15. Nichola Joyner - An American teenage girl who is inspired to become a Broadway actress, and with that, proving she has amazing acting and singing skills, she is a bit savage, due to her drama queen nature at times, but most of the time, she's a cool person.

16. Nozomi Kanegawa - A Japanese Cheerleader, oftenly called the Watermelon Gal. She oftenly acts like the motivational leader, and does chants whenever a battle is taking place, she loves the spotlight, and won't stop till she get it.

17. Jeptha Snelling - A goth boy, who obviously looks like he doesn't even wanna be apart of the competition. He is incredibly good at being the silent type, and only speaks up when he feels like he needs to speak up.

18. Grey Virgo - A typical drug seller, he spends his time watching anime, not paying attention to where he is, and smoking a lot of drugs, mostly weed, he is a dummy, and ultimately more useless than any of the other dumb members on his team.

19. Kagami Sugino - A Japanese surfer who is the embodiment of the Pixie Dream Girl, she, in her free time, surfs and parties, and is optimistic, hopeful, and a girl with the best of the best skills, she is also a huge sun-tanner.

20. Cynthia Wood - An American girl stuck in the late 90's grunge/punk style and the 00's emo/scene style. A girl with a lot of smug comments on her hands, she is very artistic, challenge ready, and according to her, it'll take a while for her to like certain people.

And here we go with the teams! All 200 contestants are shown below here!:

So... In order of row order.... Let's go over them one by one!

ROW A:

Team 1. The Cloud Wasps

1. Astrea (Heaven's Lost Property) - Team Leader

2. Blake Belladonna (RWBY) - Leader's Assistant

3. Yuuko Aioi (Nichijou)

4. Inuyasha

5. Nichola Joyner (OC)

6. Ariel (The Little Mermaid)

7. Kokone Morikawa (Napping Princess)

8. Barley Lightfoot (Onward)

9. Kongou (Kantai Collection)

10. Chuckie Traylor (OC)

11. Cure White/Honoka Yukishiro (Pretty Cure)

12. Ian Lightfoot (Onward)

13. Mio Nanganohara (Nichijou)

14. Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

15. Cure Black/Nagisa Misumi (Pretty Cure)

16. Scout (Team Fortress 2)

17. Zim (Invader Zim)

18. Yang Xiao Long (RWBY)

19. Clumsy Smurf (The Smurfs)

20. Jojo Mcdodd (Horton Hears a Who!)

Team 2. The Luck Flux

1. Tohru (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid) - Team Leader

2. Harvey Beaks - Leader's Assistant

3. Mao Amatsuka (GJ-Bu)

4. Konata Izumi (Lucky Star)

5. Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail)

6. Fee (Harvey Beaks)

7. Foo (Harvey Beaks)

8. Ash (Sing)

9. Vignette April Tsukinose (Gabriel Dropout)

10. Kiki (Kiki's Delivery Service)

11. Felix Alduino (OC)

12. Louie Duck (Ducktales)

13. Spot Helperman/Scott Leadready II (Teacher's Pet)

14. Dewey Duck (Ducktales)

15. Huey Duck (Ducktales)

16. Webby Vanderquack (Ducktales)

17. Nozomi Kanegawa (OC)

18. Jeptha Snelling (OC)

19. Kiruya Momochi (Princess Connect! Re;Dive)

20. Taiga Aisaka (Toradora!)

Team 3. The Western Lighting Cult

1. Yasuna Oribe (Kill Me Baby) - Team Leader

2. Nitori Kawashiro (Touhou Project) - Leader's Assistant

3. Ponyo

4. Akane Ukita (Cinderella Nine)

5. Kubo (Kubo and the Two Strings)

6. Sunset Shimmer (My Little Pony: Equestria Girls)

7. Renge Miyauchi (Non Non Biyori)

8. Illyasviel von Einzbern (Fate Stay Night)

9. Ramona Flowers (Scott Pilgrim VS The World)

10. Miguel Rivera (Coco)

11. Yoko Littner (Gurren Lagann)

12. Miwako Okimura (OC)

13. Scott Pilgrim (Scott Pilgrim VS The World)

14. Rikka Takanashi (Love, Chunibyo, and Other Delusions!)

15. Hibiki Amami (Re:Kan!)

16. Urara Shiraishi (Yamada-Kun and The Seven Witches)

17. Yi (Abominable)

18. Sonya (Kill Me Baby)

19. Juliet Persia (Boarding School Juliet)

20. Agiri Goshiki (Kill Me Baby)

Team 4. The Latin Diamond Dogs

1. Lucoa (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid) - Team Leader

2. Yuu Takasaki (Love Live! Nijigasaki High School Idol Club) - Leader's Assistant

3. Eleanor Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

4. Yohann Delaney (OC)

5. Rika Furude (Higurashi)

6. Brittany Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

7. Kirika Yuumura (Noir)

8. Mireille Bouquet (Noir)

9. Jeanette Miller (Alvin and the Chipmunks)

10. Kagami Sugino (OC)

11. Youmu Konpaku (Touhou Project)

12. Panty Anarchy (Panty and Stocking)

13. Hikari Takanashi (Interviews with Monster Girls)

14. Raphiel Ainsworth Shiraha (Gabriel Dropout)

15. Haruko Haruhara (FLCL)

16. Louis (Ice Age)

17. Stocking Anarchy (Panty and Stocking)

18. Rin Tohsaka (Fate Stay Night)

19. Peridot (Steven Universe)

20. Archer (Fate Stay Night)

Team 5. The Cat Gang

1. Hina Amano (Weathering with You) - Team Leader

2. Kasane Teto (Utau) - Leader's Assistant

3. Spike Spiegal (Cowboy Bebop)

4. Buckminister (Ice Age)

5. Jyugo (Nanbaka)

6. Rimuru Tempest (That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime)

7. Yasuko Ogawa (OC)

8. Sung-Hyun Yi (OC)

9. Yuno Gasai (Mirai Nikki)

10. Ryuko Matoi (Kill La Kill)

11. Karma Akabane (Assassination Classroom)

12. Katina Kopecký (OC)

13. Ayame Gilliam (OC)

14. Asuka Langley Soryu (Neon Genesis Evangelion)

15. Timotheos Jean (OC)

16. Mako Mankanshoku (Kill La Kill)

17. Silvermist (Disney Fairies)

18. Anne Boonchuy (Amphibia)

19. Hodaka Morishima (Weathering with You)

20. Narumi Inoue (Re:Kan!)

Team 6. The Lingering Nova Thrillers

1. Haruhi Fujioka (Ouran High School Host Club) - Team Leader

2. Spongebob Squarepants - Leader's Assistant

3. Squid Girl/Ika Musume

4. Cynthia Wood (OC)

5. Tei Sukone (Utau)

6. Pierina Alles (OC)

7. Harold Hutchins (Captain Underpants)

8. Osomatsu Matsuno (Osomatsu-San)

9. Satanichia Kurumizawa Mcdowell (Gabriel Dropout)

10. Sayaka Miki (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

11. Shura Kirigakure (Blue Exorsist)

12. Madoka Kaname (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

13. Homura Akemi (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

14. Patrick Star (Spongebob Squarepants)

15. George Beard (Captain Underpants)

16. Zero Two (Darling in the Franxx)

17. Elma (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

18. Kyoko Sakura (Puella Magi Madoka Magica)

19. Chizuru Mizuhara (Rent-A-Girlfriend)

20. Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

Team 7. The Dead Cloud Sharks

1. Ruby Rose (RWBY) - Team Leader

2. Yutaka Kobayakawa (Lucky Star) - Leader's Assistant

3. Koito Minase (Myriad Colors Phantom World)

4. Kagami Hiiragi (Lucky Star)

5. Reina Izumi (Myriad Colors Phantom World)

6. Chihiro Ogino (Spirited Away)

7. Reisen Udongein Inaba (Touhou Project)

8. Mio Isurugi (MM!)

9. Darwin Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)

10. Chiaya Misono (The Rolling Girls)

11. Dug (Early Man)

12. Vanellope von Schweetz (Wreck-It Ralph)

13. Weiss Schnee (RWBY)

14. Mai Kawakami (Myriad Colors Phantom World)

15. Detective Pikachu

16. Gabriel White Tenma (Gabriel Dropout)

17. Gumball Watterson (The Amazing World of Gumball)

18. Carter Ripley (OC)

19. Mary Smith (Mary and the Witch's Flower)

20. Grey Virgo (OC)

Team 8. The Seaside Score Skyhooks

1. Merry Nightmare (Dream Eater Merry) - Team Leader

2. Nico (Nanbaka) - Leader's Assistant

3. Sailor Moon/Usagi Tsukino

4. Nico Yazawa (Love Live! School Idol Project)

5. Ran Mitake (BanG Dream)

6. Maki Nishikino (Love Live! School Idol Project)

7. Midori (Space Patrol Luluco)

8. Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club)

9. Tulip (Storks)

10. Haruhi Suzumiya (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

11. Luluco (Space Patrol Luluco)

12. Kyon (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)

13. Coraline Jones

14. Min-Min (ARMS)

15. AΩ Nova (Space Patrol Luluco)

16. Shiro (No Game No Life)

17. Tomo Takino (Azumanga Daioh)

18. Retsuko (Aggretsuko)

19. Megumin (Konosuba)

20. Yuri (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Team 9. The Giant Cliff Orgasms

1. Jesús Hagen (OC) - Team Leader

2. Cinnabar (Land of the Lustrous) - Leader's Assistant

3. Creighton Cartwright (OC)

4. Michiru Matsushima (Grisaia no Kajitsu)

5. Bender Rodriguez (Futurama)

6. Lotte Jansson (Little Witch Academia)

7. Walter Beckett (Spies in Disguise)

8. Peni Parker (Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse)

9. Azusa Nakano (K-On!)

10. Phosphophyllite (Land of the Lustrous)

11. Ritsu Tainaka (K-On!)

12. Mio Akiyama (K-On!)

13. Atsuko 'Akko' Kagari (Little Witch Academia)

14. Kanna Kamui (Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid)

15. Bryana Quincey (OC)

16. Yui Hirasawa (K-On!)

17. Mato Kuroi (Black Rock Shooter)

18. Kumiko Oumae (Sound! Euphonium)

19. Sucy Manbavaran (Little Witch Academia)

20. Tsumugi Kotobuki (K-On!)

Team 10. The Volleywood Pastel Lovers

1. Saki Nikaido (Zombieland Saga) - Team Leader

2. Sparks (Aliens in the Attic) - Leader's Assistant

3. Tsuyu Asui (My Hero Academia)

4. Wakko Warner (Animaniacs)

5. Dot Warner (Animaniacs)

6. Fear Kubrick (C3)

7. Inkling Girl (Splatoon)

8. Orihime Inoue (Bleach)

9. Yakko Warner (Animaniacs)

10. Gumi Megploid (Vocaloid)

11. Shino Amakusa (Seitokai Yakuindomo)

12. Shana (Shakugan no Shana)

13. Keith (Voltron Legendary Defender)

14. Bryony Shelfley (Arthur Christmas)

15. Makoto Konno (The Girl Who Leapt Through Time)

16. Chtholly Nota Seniorious (SukaSuka)

17. Mari Ohara (Love Live Sunshine!)

18. Shimakaze (Kantai Collection)

19. Stitch (Lilo and Stitch)

20. Akatsuki (Log Horizon)

Yes, I just found out that shit happened to some of the non OC characters, one of them is even DEAD. and it'll be addressed in the first episode. But this is sort of a multi-verse AU, so sorry if I decide to do whatever I want, but it's too late to go back to change the dead character to someone who is alive now-

The series will begin around after new years, feel free to request challenges since tbh I have NO IDEA what to do for this-

Time for a redo of the votes! (Because, yeah....)

Vote for the first team to be eliminated! Voting ends 1 week from today!:

https://www.poll-maker.com/poll3745391x0F444331-114

EDIT (7/10/21): The Latin Diamond Dogs are up for elimination! Voting ends on the 15th! https://www.poll-maker.com/poll3755393x36B94eC2-114

Okay, so here's a bit of a update on Camp Minu......... Things were going well, until I realized. Working with 200 or more characters, especially the characters that would need more development like the OCs is becoming A LOT harder than I thought, especially with the new eclipse literary format that won't let you save fanfics and stuff. It's past the due date for elimination and episode 1 still ain't out.

So, if you just so happen to stumble upon this, i'mma leave it all up to you. I am thinking about downgrading it to 40 contestants. But if you still wanna see the whole 200 contestants cut, let me know.

Also, if the 40 contestants option is selected, feel free to choose the 40 you wanna see come in the og contestant list, otherwise, i'll choose it myself.

I highly doubt anyone will even see this, but I just really feel like I need an answer, since to be honest, it's hard for me to decide on my own.

Something to hold you guys off until ep 1 finally get's done.... Whenever that'll be.

There's 6 prompts for each of the 10 teams. ENJOY! Let me know if you want some more!

Western Lightning Cult;

-*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

Ponyo: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Everyone:

Miwako: ...I did. I broke it.

Ponyo: No. No you didn't. Yasuna?

Yasuna: Don't look at me. Look at Sonya.

Sonya: What?! I didn't break it.

Yasuna: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Sonya: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Yasuna: Suspicious.

Sonya: No, it's not!

Ramona: If it matters, probably not, but Urara was the last one to use it.

Urara: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Ramona: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Urara: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ramona!

Miwako: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Ponyo.

Ponyo: No! Who broke it!?

Everyone:

Ramona: Ponyo... Yasuna's been awfully quiet.

Yasuna: rEALLY?!

*Everyone starts arguing*

Ponyo, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.

Ponyo: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

Ponyo:

Ponyo: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

-Urara: So uhhh... my question is: my friend keeps on going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of fettuccine... uncooked...

Scott: I would hope they're not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Miwako: In your pantry!

Urara: Yeah... and eating them raw, and they keep calling them 'chips'. ... How do I make them stop?

Scott: Is your friend here?

Urara, motioning to Ponyo: Yeah.

Scott, to Ponyo: You're a monster! Words MEAN things!

Sunset: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they DO have a like- fettuccine bottle that you can just- grab em out of and chew-

Sunset: HOLD ON. WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE WENT TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS?!

Sunset: NO, STOP. EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE TO CHEW ON IN THE LOBBY OF THE OLIVE GARDEN

Everyone else: No.

Sunset, to Scott and Miwako: YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS

Scott: YAAAAAAAAY!

Miwako: THE PRESTIGE!

-Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sunset: Shit.

Miguel: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Miwako: OH MY GOD AGIRI FELL OFF!!!

-Sonya, trying to ask Ramona out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Yi: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

-Ramona: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Akane: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

-Sunset: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Latin Diamond Dogs;

-Raphiel: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Hikari: Nope, absolutely not.

Youmu: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Yohann: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Stocking: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

Eleanor: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

-Yohann: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.

Brittany: ... Your what?

Yohann: My friends.

Hikari: Is he saying “friends”?

Archer: I think he's being sarcastic.

Mireille: No, no, no, this is delirium, he has cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Yohann! All of your friends are in this room.

Yohann: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks.

-Kagami: Wake me up…

Lucoa: Before you go go!

Yuu: When September ends…

Rin: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

-The squad is trying to con some random guy

Kirika: Um, Hikari, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Hikari: We need money!

Kirika: You're scamming him?

Hikari: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Kirika: What?! No way!

Hikari: Why not? We already stole Panty!

Panty: Hey guys

Kirika: No, we didn't. Panty can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

Panty: I wanna steal

-Archer: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Kagami: Go the fuck to sleep

Archer: What gif I don't want to?

Kagami: Fuck You

-Yohann: What doesn't kill me should run, because now I'm fucking pissed.

Dead Cloud Sharks;

-Chihiro: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!

Mary: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.

Darwin: More or less, I guess...

Grey: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!

Mai: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.

Yutaka: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

-Kagami: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Chiaya: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!

Yutaka: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Vanellope: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Darwin: My moral code, is that you?

Kagami:

Kagami: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

-*Yutaka's helping Kagami out after she got injured, while the others are watching*

Mary: How does Kagami look?

Reisen: A little better than you, actually.

-Reisen: Gumball and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us

Chiaya: *Sighing* What did Gumball do?

Reisen: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and...

Gumball: Who wants a steering wheel?

-Detective Pikachu: I actually have a black belt.

Kagami: In what, karate?

Detective Pikachu: No, from Gucci.

-Mary: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

Giant Cliff Orgasms;

-Azusa: Time for plan G.

Mio: Don’t you mean plan B?

Azusa: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kumiko: What about plan D?

Azusa: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Tsumugi: What about plan E?

Azusa: I’m hoping not to use it. Akko dies in plan E.

Yui: I like plan E.

-Yui: What’s something you guys are better than Tsumugi at?

Creighton: Mario Kart.

Lotte: Yeah, video games.

Bryana: Emotional vulnerability.

-Michiru: *Screams*

Phos: *Screams louder to assert dominance*

Sucy: Should we do something?!

Walter, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

-Walter: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me

Michiru: Okay, but in my defense, Peni bet me 50 cents I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.

Walter: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

-Mato: Fuck.

Phos: We've got to work on your cursing.

Mato: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

-Akko: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck

Cloud Wasps;

-Scout: Hewwo.

Kongou: Hihiiiiii!

Ian: Greetings, Humans.

Nichola: Three kinds of people.

Zim: I want pudding.

Scout: Four kinds of people.

Barley: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?

Nichola: Five kinds of people.

-Zim: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Kongou: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Death the Kid: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Clumsy: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Kongou: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Death the Kid: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Clumsy: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Scout, annoyed: You are disappointments

-Zim: Have you seen a person named 'Ian Lightfoot' around here?

Yang: Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.

Yuuko: It looks fine to me?

Yang: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!

-Nichola: Why are you on the floor?

Death the Kid: I'm depressed.

Death the Kid: Also I was stabbed, can you get Jojo, please.

-Mio: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Inuyasha: What's that?

Mio: Remorse code.

Inuyasha: I'm even angrier now.

-Yuuko: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

Luck Flux;

-Harvey: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Vigne: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Harvey: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Kiki: Actually I did the math, Vigne would have $225, not $0.15.

Vigne: Fam I’m right here....

Jeptha: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda

Harvey: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Jeptha: Sorry I only have a dollar

Harvey:

Kiki: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Vigne would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Jeptha: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Kiki: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Felix: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Kiki: Apply juice to what

Konata: Directly to the forehead

Vigne: Great chat everyone

-Taiga: I’m an idiot.

Erza:

Jeptha:

Harvey:

Webby:

Taiga:

Erza: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

-Kiruya: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Kiruya and Erza, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Mao: Our turn, Fee! One, two, three- vanilla!

Fee, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

-Taiga: I trust Jeptha.

Webby: You think he knows what he's doing?

Taiga: I wouldn't go that far.

-Konata: *Accidentally hits Taiga in the face*

Konata: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Konata: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Taiga: What’s wrong with you?!

-Fee: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Cat Gang;

-Spike: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.

Ryuko: Okay, but what is updog?

Jyugo: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.

Narumi: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.

Karma: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.

Asuka: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

Spike: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.

Narumi: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

Jyugo: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

Ryuko: What’s a henway??

Spike: Oh, about five pounds.

-Jyugo: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Hina: Have everyone stand.

Ayame: Bring three more chairs!

Anne: The most important ones can sit down.

Asuka: Kill three.

-Ryuko: Truth or dare?

Asuka: Dare

Ryuko: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Asuka: Hey Ayame

Ayame, blushing: Yeah?

Asuka: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Mako

-Store Worker: Would a Mr. Buckminister please come to the front desk?

Buck, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: points to Timotheos and Ayame

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Timotheos and Ayame, simultaneously: We got lost

Buck: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

-Rimuru: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Hodaka: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

-Mako, playing a VR game: You see, that’s the thing. It PROBABLY is fine. It’s PROBABLY 100% okay. There are PROBABLY no spiders in this headset.

Mako: BUT- as you may be able to relate to- If you find a spider in your headset, and then have to put that headset on to play video games...

Mako: YoU jUsT dOnT gEt ToO cOMfOrTaBlE.

Lingering Nova Thrillers;

-Osomatsu, walking into his house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Shura: Hey.

Pierina: Hi.

Tei: Hello.

Harold: Hey!

Osomatsu: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Spongebob: We were out of Doritos.

-Spongebob: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right

Satania: Looking right because you left

Patrick: Looking up cause you let me down

Squid Girl: Looking down cause you fucked up

Haruhi: What is wrong with you guys

-George: Can I be frank with you guys?

Osomatsu: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Shura: Can I still be Shura?

Satania: Shh, let Frank speak.

-Osomatsu: Madoka, can I talk to you for a second?

Madoka: Yeah, what’s up? Lemme guess. You and Patrick are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Osomatsu: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I’ve read books.

-Madoka: I was arrested for being too cool.

Shura: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

-Haruhi: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

Seaside Score Skyhooks;

-*The squad is over at Midori's house*

Tomo: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven?

Midori: ... N-No...

Midori, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have???

Tomo, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought!

Megumin: I see a-

Midori, motioning to one device: This is a microwave.

Tomo: Oh, well I-

Midori: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave*

Midori, amazed: Its got a bake setting!

Natsuki: Ohoho, you learn something new every day!

Retsuko: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first?

Midori: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin!

Midori: I am someone who owns four ovens...

Midori, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS...

Midori: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens...

Haruhi, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven!

Midori:

Tomo: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens!

Midori:

Midori, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS

-Nico: Where's Coraline, Midori, and Tomo?

Shiro: They're playing hide and seek.

Nico: Where?

Shiro: I don't think you get how this game works.

-Shiro: Yo is Tulip sleeping or dead?

Yuri: Hopefully dead, I hated her guts.

Natsuki: Yeah, so did I.

Tulip: Okay first of all, fuck you-

-Nico: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me.

AΩ Nova: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you?

Nico: Yes!

Maki: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.

-AΩ Nova: What is your biggest weakness?

Min-Min: I can be uncooperative.

AΩ Nova: Okay, can you give me an example?

Min-Min: No.

-Coraline: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.

Volleywood Pastel Lovers;

-Inkling Girl: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Saki: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Dot: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Keith: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Mari: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Sparks:

Sparks: I have emotional scars.

-Makoto: You're a loose cannon, Gumi.

Gumi: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Dot: I think you play by your own rules.

Bryony: No way, she thinks rules were made to be broken.

Makoto: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Gumi: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Akatsuki is a loose cannon.

Akatsuki: *smashes a chair*

-*Shana is cooking*

Orihime: Any chance that’s for me?

Shana: It’s for Tsuyu. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need her on my side.

Sparks: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

-Akatsuki: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.

Chtholly: You people already know too much about me.

Orihime: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.

-Keith, pointing: May I sit there?

Akatsuki: That's my lap

Keith: That doesn't answer my question, Akatsuki.

-Orihime: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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